Two and a Half Men

Big Flappy Bastards

S01E02 · 21 MINS · 29 Sept 2003

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

S01E03 · 21 MINS · 06 Oct 2003

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

S01E04 · 21 MINS · 13 Oct 2003

7.4

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

S01E05 · 19 MINS · 20 Oct 2003

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

S01E06 · 21 MINS · 27 Oct 2003

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

S01E07 · 21 MINS · 03 Nov 2003

7.7

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

S01E08 · 19 MINS · 10 Nov 2003

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Phase One, Complete

S01E09 · 21 MINS · 17 Nov 2003

6.8

Merry Thanksgiving

S01E10 · 21 MINS · 24 Nov 2003

7.0

S01E11 · 20 MINS · 15 Dec 2003

6.8

Camel Filters and Pheromones

S01E12 · 21 MINS · 05 Jan 2004

7.0

Sarah Like Puny Alan

S01E13 · 20 MINS · 12 Jan 2004

6.6

I Can't Afford Hyenas

S01E14 · 21 MINS · 02 Feb 2004

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S01E15 · 21 MINS · 09 Feb 2004

6.8

That Was Saliva, Alan

S01E16 · 21 MINS · 16 Feb 2004

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S01E17 · 20 MINS · 23 Feb 2004

An Old Flame with a New Wick

S01E18 · 21 MINS · 01 Mar 2004

7.0

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

S01E19 · 19 MINS · 22 Mar 2004

7.1

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

S01E20 · 21 MINS · 19 Apr 2004

No Sniffing, No Wowing

S01E21 · 21 MINS · 03 May 2004

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

S01E22 · 21 MINS · 10 May 2004

Just Like Buffalo

S01E23 · 21 MINS · 17 May 2004

7.3

Can You Feel My Finger?

S01E24 · 21 MINS · 24 May 2004